Saturday, October 31, 2009

Heartbreaker parody

Heart breaker parody!
I laughed my ass out. The lyrics were hilarious! 8D

READ the lyrics! xDDDDDDDD





Hey! Yo! finally
Is this what you've been waiting for?
Brand new CD!, I'm all by myself
But its all good
Your my heart breaker, DJ

Guess what I'm alone
No gay Big bang members
I'm so fucking high in mumbling shit
Sexy girls all over the place
The video is about apples and girls
My sexy juicy red apples
The fuck they finished all my apple juice.. (lol)

I'm sorry I'm a little mad
I got my period today
But I gotta tell y 'all what happened to me

I met this girl yesterday
And we had some fun
Then she told me that she was a guy

Your my heart heart heart heart heart breaker
Just when I thought I wasn't gay
Your my heart heart heart heart heart breaker
No way, No way

You told me you liked my dance
That I looked cuter than jaejoong (xD)
My music is better than super junior
Better than Miley's

Chike chike chike take
Pika pika pika te
We even made our own language
No wayy

Where the fuck am I?
This apples are making me high
Do any of you guys have a tampon
I feel so funny inside

My head is outta control
I'm haveing fantasies with TOP (O_______________O)
I feel like getting naked
And dancinf with apples

That transvestite made me like this
I had to dye my hair
So he couldn't recognize me
I hope he doesn't tell TOP
I don't want a nipple twister again
It really hurts, I have a baby skin

I think I'm getting straight again
Dancing with this sluts
no no no no!

Your my heart heart heart heart heart breaker
You told me I dressed like a normal guy
Your my heart heart heart heart heart breaker
No way, No way

You talked dirty to me
Why did you have to tell me you were a guy
I was so excited I called my mom
I'm so hungry now

chili chili chili take
Pika pika pika take
I don't know what I'm saying now

I'm still still be there
I got a new red jacket
I'm still still be there
I look so sexy in it
I might put picture on myspace
(in a mirror or pooping a bubble)
I will still be there

After drinking so much apple juice
I got lost in my own house
Then I looked at my apples
they were all bitten
Who the fuck ate my apples!?!?

Your my ehart heart heart heart heart breaker
I swear you looked like a girl
(looked like a girl)
Your my heart heart heart heart heart breaker
No way no way